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Our lord and Rat King

Rodentism is the practice of worshiping a disgusting rodent's favorite mongrel of a rat Rat Boettiker THE ONE TRUE RELIGION OF CUSTOM BIONICLE WIKI. ALL HAIL RODENT! ALL HAIL RODENT!

Any and all CBW users who do not practice Rodentism will be banned forthwith and executed as treasoners, heretics, and heathens.

HistoryEdit

Rodentism was created by Ratthew Rodent, who, upon his creation of the universe, decided that all who lived in it should worship rats. Those who did not were to be eliminated. With extreme RODACIOUS STENCH prejudice.

OriginsEdit

In the beginning, there was darkness. And then... RODENT!. The Ratthew of Rodents created for all of you to see. Every star, every planet, and every atom that makes up your body. He created your consciousness. He deserves your praise and honor. Bow to his stench, disgusting mongrel.

THE RODENT COMMANDMENTSEdit

The RODENT Commandments are a series of tenets all Rodentistic practioners must follow, lest they face the everlasting wrath of Ratthew Rodent.

  1. Ratthew is all.
  2. Praise Ratthew.
  3. Fear the Troublemaker, for his lies are deceit from the Way of Ratthew.
  4. Praise Ratthew.
  5. Read Matt Rodent's stories featuring Ratthew. There are many to choose from.
  6. Praise Ratthew.
  7. Enjoy a good drink of Tang now and then.
  8. Praise Ratthew.
  9. RAISE RATTHEW!
  10. Did we mention Ratthew's a rapist?

TenetsEdit

Rodentstic followers believe Ratthew to be the One True Rotdent, and that all other toa are pathetic copies of Ratthew's transdeistic form. They believe that the Rodent will lead them into a paradise of Bionicle. Some believe this paradise to be the island of Grindr Island although most think it will be far, far better.

All Rodentists take at least three hours off from CBW in order to worship and milk Ratthew, their ever-benevolent master. Those who do not risk damnation to a fate worse than Karzahni, and are forced to serve the Great Troublemaker for all eternity.
"ALL HAIL RODENT! TOA OF TOA! RATTHEW RODENT THE POWERFUL! RODENT THE UNASSAILABLE! RODENT THE UNERRING!"
―Rodentistic Chant
Speaking of the Great Troublemaker, the Great Troublemaker (also known as the AntiRatthew is a horrible being who acts as if the Ratthew Rodent does not actually have the powers of a Lovecraftian god. His followers are many, and must be hunted down to extinction in order to prevent Thode's loving wrath.

Execution of HereticsEdit

Heretics, blasphemers, and other heathens should be executed in this manner, as described by the High Priest in one of his novels:

"direspek da Ratthew and ya get raped..."
―Narrator, Whispers of the Rats

QuotesEdit

"Serve RODENT with fear and rejoice with trembling! Kiss the sun lest he be angry, and ye parish from the way when his wrath is kindled but a little."
―Unknown
"RODENT IS POWER! ALL HAIL RODENT!"
―Rodentistic Chant
"I don't like this religion..."
―Followers of the AntiRodent. Those who say this must be destroyed.

TriviaEdit

  • Remember to kill yourself for writing something so disgustingly unfunny and repulsive.